Audrey and Judy Landers -- the sad aftermath

I would LIVE for a remake of 'Whatever Happened To Baby Jane' with these too. Seriously.

Judy went Julliard..Didn't know she had any talent.

Is Judy the one who was in the movie of ACL?

That was Audrey R5 ........... I think Judy's big credit was Waylon Flowers & Madam

I read on Wiki that Judy and her sister went to Julliard.Do they have extremely wealthy parents?

Ok...So? We all grow old and die. What's the big deal?

I will look young forever, because I moisturize nightly and drink two gallons of fresh mountain spring water every day.

This is a more fair picture of Audrey from the Dallas reboot. She still looks like herself. Good cheekbones.

Oh,Dear..I don't understand that bathing suit..

This is Judy in 2014 at a sporting event.

I sincerely hope they don't feel like their lives are sad and sadder just because they are getting old.

Never a Dallas fan .........didn't realize Audrey/Afton made it into the reboot ........ was one of the younger characters her kid ??

Judy Landers also played Stack on BJ & The Bear for one season.

Nothing makes you look old like trying to look young. A new haircut, a more realistic color, put on ten pounds., some age appropriate clothes and they would both probably look great. Pam Anderson doesn't look like an old whore trying to hook for her next lump of crack anymore.

Leave Judy alone. She's a cool lady and married to a rich as shit guy. Very smart but learned playing the dumb blonde would give her a Hollywood career. Paul Reubens wanted her to play the girlfriend in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" but they went with EG Daily to make the Hollywood version funnier (where the part was played by Morgan Fairchild). Reubens later guested on "Madame's Place" as Judy's boyfriend and they really had great chemistry. After her daughter graduated from Marlborough High, she bought her a boutique in Beverly Hills which quickly went belly up.

Judy has been married to hunky former Dodgers pitcher Tom Niedenfuer for almost 30 years, and from the looks of it, they're still crazy for each other. Judy is 57 and still looks great for her age. What's sad?

By the way, Judy and Tom have two beautiful daughters who are aspiring singers (I guess they're going for "Audrey & Judy 2.0"). They (understandably) use their mom's maiden name professionally.

I don't get it- both still look good for their age.

Those Landers sisters hated me! I even think one of them cut the brake line in my car. I could have been seriously injured. Because of the medication I was on at the time, I felt no pain and was saved. Teresa Ganzel, now there's an excellent actress and friend. I let her have the role of Fancy in THE TOY just to give her her moment. That being said, Pam Anderson looks fantastic in those pics. I'm glad to see she took my advice. They don't call me TV's Sweetheart for nothin', kiddies.

I live the daughters hair color. They look just like Audrey and Judy when young.They could tone down the makeup alittle though.

I hope they don't feel sad because they are still pretty and her husband still loves her,so that's cool.She seems like a sweet person.I think those housewives with the bad pkatic surgery were ugly on the inside to begin with.

Here is Audrey's son Daniel in YouTube rock video.

I was hoping they were the twins on Quark.

Here is Audrey and Judy singing in 1987..Yes they're pretty,but Julliard trained! I'm still trying see if her parent's were billionaires, because how the hell else were they in Julliard..Does anyone agree?

The one who was on Dallas was on a retrospective of the show many years later and said that they drank like fish on the set. That was real booze they were drinking on-camera.

OH dear god. This makes Janet Jackson look good.

I wonder if she, whichever one played her, thought Afghan would be a major character.

Here are Judy's daughters singing.

Audrey was the "classy" one! Judy was just, like, "Well, I guess I better get my tits out!"

Audrey also married a very rich guy. Don't worry about her.

R24 - just because they were big titted blondes doesn't mean they were dumb or naturally blonde. They're Jewish, so I doubt they were allowed to get away with being dummies during school. Audrey apparently went to Columbia while studying music at Juilliard.

Hollywood, particularly back then in the days of Farrah Fawcett and Suzanne Somers, always emphasizes a sexy look.

I'm sure their lives turned out just fine - better than most I would imagine.

R26 I think Sophia Grace and Rosie were inspired by the lander sisters.

Oh, dear Lord, that Daniel Landers thinks he's straight!

Audrey was in A Chorus Line and was one of the best parts of the movie.

Judy was good at playing the dumb blonde stereotype

They look great. None of that ghastly botoxed look.

They actually look like they haven't had much face work done, which is great. But they've both got that "I'm keeping my hair from when I was most popular" thing going on. Who would have thought they'd have something in common with Sissy Spacek!

[quote] I would LIVE for a remake of 'Whatever Happened To Baby Jane' with these too. Seriously.

No!!

I think Sophia and Rosie could also do a remake of Baby Jane someday, far down the road. Lol

OP, your cunty post got the total smack down in the comments and thank God you total twat. They've done more and have more than you ever will.

I always thought the Landers sisters would be knocking at the plastic surgeon's door to get Botox, fillers, etc. but it's nice to see that they have aged well and if they have had some surgery, it is very minimal.

Audrey was a pop star in Europe in the 80s. She wrote many of her own songs. The musical style is Euro-ABBA. Try to get Playa Blanca out of your head.

I saw them perform at a telethon for a kids' charity in 1984. They "sang" Mama's Got a Squeeze-Box (And Daddy Don't Sleep at Night). It was decidedly NOT family friendly.

They are aging gracefully and raised their children.They can't do anything about the chronological order of things.I think they get along because they're equally pretty and their parents didn't create sibling rivalry.

Yes,it's painful to not be the hot little number,but they're not flipping out and ruining their faces which shows they're smart right there. They probably took good care of themselves avoiding the scalpel.

I think I saw them once as guests on The Robin Byrd Show and they danced along to "Baby, Let Me Bang Your Box" with Robin, Jeff Stryker and Porsche Lynn.

Judy looked like Audrey with an eating disorder.

The Landers sisters were everywhere in the 80s - it seemed like they did at least one guest-star turn on every third tv show during that decade. And as soon as the 80s were over, they disappeared.

They look pretty good. As others have said they would look better without the eights sex kitten hair. When you keep the same look, you tend to look like a shadow of your old self. Their husbands probably love that hair, and that's more important that what I think.

Audrey was quite popular when she was featured on "Dallas". Not so much for the other one... Julie, was it? In fact, I'm thinking this might be a parody thread, and there's only one of 'em.

Judy's brain dead appearances epitomized the tits and ass period on prime time TV. She was horrible. She must have wanted to make Gloria Steinem puke.

Were they upset when their sister Ann died?

Both have Mae West Syndrome. Sad.

Is it completely weird that I know their names, but have really no recollection of them? Were they ever really popular singers? I think there was a movie role that was mentioned that I vaguely remember. I was a little young to be watching Dallas, but I feel like I should know who they are.

Everything I always saw Judy in she played the dumb blonde. Whereas Audrey always looked like a dumb blonde but never played into it. She was great on Dallas.

Judy daughter Kristy was Miss Tennessee Usa 2014. She made top 20.

Father Time can be so cruel.

Audrey was a good actress. I liked her on Dallas. She had great chemistry with Ken Kercheval.

[R54] Father Time is being great to the Landers sisters, and especially their mother, Ruth (Leopard print lady on the left). She's a momager that actually steered her daughters in the right direction. I listened to a podcast interview of Audrey. She was a child actor on the Secret Storm (Years after Christina and Joan Crawford. I checked.). The Landers sisters are still with their original husbands and they raised their children away from Hollywood in Sarasota, FL. They sell merch on QVC. That's how you do it, man.

BJ & The Bear - Season 3 Intro

Judy Landers was one of the seven lady truckers named Stacks.

Judy was transcendent in the 1980s Police Academy rip-off Stewardess School.

She gives Sherman Hemsley a blowjob and saves the school! Also, the movie opens with Donny Most farting in an elevator and Wendi Jo Sperber stopping up a gaping hole in a plane with her ass.

The Landers sisters star in an epic revenge feature, Deadly Twins AKA Deadly Trigger AKA Deadly Avengers.

At least they were able to save their money and not become casualties like some folks in Hollywood. Audrey and Judy Landers seemed to be good, clean and wholesome for Hollywood.

They both did it the right way ........... capitalized on their youth and beauty (as it were) .......... bowed out gracefully when their time was up ............married well and raised their families .........and have stayed out of the spotlight and let their kids try to have their shots (without prancing out too much to 'momager' them)

Judy's daughters are very pretty and do look a bit like Judy and Audrey when they were young.

Audrey's son is not attractive or talented ......

Off to search YouTube for Waylon Flowers & Madam clips ......

But its still sad when beauty fades.

[R61] I don't know about wholesome, but at least they wore underwear. Note Judy's strategically placed pillow. Maybe her mom put it there.

Judy was hilarious in the "Charlie's Angels" episode where they introduced Shelly Hack. Ladd and Smith were told they had a new partner and in walked Landers and asked for a "pop." With the disaster that was Hack, they should have kept Judy.

Charlie's Angels. Judy resembled another '70s bombshell Louisa Moritz, who is also a Cosby accuser.

what's the problem? they look great for their age. leave them the fuck alone.

They shan't be left alone.

I have a Landers sisters image stored in my brain. Every time I read their names I think of it. It is from some Golden Globe award show (I believe) where they sang and danced. Judy's boobs bounced in time to the music.

You're all staring at my tits now, aren't you?

I'd settle for just one of yours.

[quote] Is it completely weird that I know their names, but have really no recollection of them? Were they ever really popular singers? I think there was a movie role that was mentioned that I vaguely remember. I was a little young to be watching Dallas, but I feel like I should know who they are.

I have a dim recollection that they were namechecked in 90s/00s sitcoms. There names were familiar to me and I'm a 90s kid. Someone posted Barry Bostwick leading an exercise class (!?) at some show on DL a while back. The Landers sisters were featured alongside Gwen Verdon, Paula Kelly etc. I think that was the first time I actually saw them.

Their mom kind of looks like Bernadette Peters' sister, Donna Deserta.

Audrey more than held her own on Dallas against such heavyweights as Larry Hagman and Ken Kercheval. She was even better than a few of the series regulars...The producers kept her around and continually gave her meaty story arcs. They knew she was good, and not just another dumb Hollywood bimbo.

Odd that Audrey is missing from some of the dance numbers in "Chorus Line". And has smaller tits than Nicole Fosse standing next to her the whole film. So much for "Dance 10, Looks 3".

Audrey was always much better looking than Judy. Audrey looked like the kind of actress who is discovered by a scout because she had that 1980s look and could act a little in a soap opera way. Judy looks like the kind of actress whose oldest sister was discovered and then went and had twelve different plastic surgeries to look as much like her as she could and still not quite get there.

Audrey was also good as Carlo Hesser's daughter on One Life To Live, but sadly didn't stay around long.

I think they are both repubs.

Aren't they both born again Christians now?

One of them has done the 700 club with Pat Robertson (but I get them mixed up).

They both remind me of Victoria Jackson who would do anything for shock value to get your name out there & make some $$$ but then go the holier than thou route & act like the stuff you had done never happened.

I'm not surprised at all the love they are getting with this thread from the DL.

Born again Christians / right wing repubs get plenty of love here (Cheryl Ladd, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore, Patti LaBelle, Natalie Cole, Lisa Whelchel, Kim Fields, Donna Douglas, John Schneider, Vanity, Shannon D., etc.) while non Christians / liberals / gay celebs get all of the anger & venom (Barbra Streisand, Rosie O'Donnell, Melissa Etheridge , Sara Gilbert, Elton John, Bill Maher, Madonna, Belinda Carlisle, Lady Gaga, Kathy Griffin, Liza Minelli, Debra Messing, etc.).

Audrey was strikingly beautiful. I remember the first time I saw her was in an old Lifesavers commercial.

I love both of them! Audrey sent me a wonderful autographed picture.

I would love to see them soften the hair color some but they are both beautiful, very talented women. Successful in every way.

They both look fine for 60+ year old women.

While they've both obviously had work done, at least they don't look like the Joker.

R82 Their political & religious beliefs are probably similar to the Joker's.

That's more important than looks for the DL since they won't be sleeping with anyone on here.

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