Is Joe Burrow the Hottest NFL Quarterback of All Time?

The Bengals QB is so fucking sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 173January 30, 2023 2:00 AM

He's very pretty, especially the eyes. His body is just basic.

by Anonymousreply 2February 4, 2022 12:21 AM

He is cute now, but how will he age?

by Anonymousreply 3February 4, 2022 12:23 AM

Joe is very purdy. Details on claimed gayness, please.

by Anonymousreply 4February 4, 2022 12:24 AM

There’s something off about him - can’t put my finger on what. In any case, Garoppolo is hotter.

by Anonymousreply 6February 4, 2022 12:27 AM

Are you serious, OP?!?! He looks like an inbred, backwoods boy who got lucky and an advisor about hairstyles.

He looks like he had Kid Rock in him were he not cleaned up and straightened out by a PR team intent on keeping him and his pals out of the news and jail.

Just goin' on appearances, as DL is wont to do or be.

by Anonymousreply 7February 4, 2022 12:28 AM

r4 Everyone in Cinci knows he is gay. He has a boyfriend he keeps in a condo downtown by the stadium

by Anonymousreply 8February 4, 2022 12:30 AM

Next door to Kevin Lanflisi, R8?

by Anonymousreply 9February 4, 2022 12:31 AM

R7 That's because he is. Athens, Ohio (where he spent most of his life) is a poor white trash town filled with hillbillies and hippies.

by Anonymousreply 11February 4, 2022 12:32 AM

Knowing he likes it up the ass kinda kills the jock fantasy and knowing he's poor white trash kinda kills the boyfriend fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 13February 4, 2022 12:36 AM

would like to see [R5] and [R7] mugs... he's hot and you're not, hideous queens...

by Anonymousreply 14February 4, 2022 12:40 AM

If he really is gay, he does a pretty good job at hiding it. Here's his girlfriend's Instagram profile.

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by Anonymousreply 15February 4, 2022 12:41 AM

[QUOTE] Knowing he likes it up the ass kinda kills the jock fantasy

Nobody said he was a bottom, R13.

by Anonymousreply 16February 4, 2022 12:42 AM

As someone else mentioned, Jimmy G is currently the hottest. And Cam Newton is still in the league.

by Anonymousreply 17February 4, 2022 12:47 AM

I think he looks like a tool with the victory cigars. Comes off like a wannabe gangster, especially since he's sort of babyfaced.

by Anonymousreply 19February 4, 2022 12:52 AM

Burrow seems like he’s a better lay than Jimmy Garropolo. He’s got that trailer trash big dick white boy swagger.

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by Anonymousreply 21February 4, 2022 12:57 AM

R14 types fat and frau-ish.

by Anonymousreply 22February 4, 2022 1:03 AM

[quote]would like to see [[R5]] and [[R7]] mugs... he's hot and you're not, hideous queens...

Did we ever claim anything beyond his phenotypic and genotypic overt TRASH appearances?

Besides he also appeared "Coming 'Down the Mountain" expemplary slow.

by Anonymousreply 24February 4, 2022 1:06 AM

He’s got swagger, which can be exceptionally sexy.

by Anonymousreply 25February 4, 2022 1:10 AM

R7 You would faint if this man gave you the time of day

by Anonymousreply 26February 4, 2022 1:12 AM

Fuck no! I would say OP needs cataract surgery, but Joe *is* white, which clears the very low bar when it comes to hot athletes.

by Anonymousreply 27February 4, 2022 1:12 AM

He’s blah and has a gigantic fivehead. Garoppolo is way more attractive.

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by Anonymousreply 28February 4, 2022 1:14 AM

Well damn near every NFL quarterback is white, R27. If that’s the bar then why wouldn’t I pick from the litany of other choices?

by Anonymousreply 29February 4, 2022 1:15 AM

He had a pretty cute ass when it was accidentally bared by another player on live TV.

by Anonymousreply 31February 4, 2022 1:21 AM

He has one of those dick noses that bug me for some reason.

Anyway, as long as Jimmy Garrapolo exists, Joe Trailertrash will only be masturbation material for meth heads and white nationalists.

by Anonymousreply 32February 4, 2022 1:24 AM

[quote] Not when Jimmy G exists.

So Joe Burrow may be the hottest white quarterback.

by Anonymousreply 34February 4, 2022 1:28 AM

What church does he go to?

by Anonymousreply 35February 4, 2022 1:32 AM

R32 You seem strangely obsessed and angry. It's okay if others think someone is cute when you don't.

by Anonymousreply 36February 4, 2022 1:34 AM

Brady in his prime is still the hottest, like obnoxiously handsome. And he's aging well because of his strong bone structure.

by Anonymousreply 38February 4, 2022 1:42 AM

R24 expemplary slow

Perhaps you should refrain from making judgment.

by Anonymousreply 39February 4, 2022 1:43 AM

R38 The plastic surgery and hair plugs did help, though

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by Anonymousreply 40February 4, 2022 1:44 AM

Wrong Brady and wrong sport.

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by Anonymousreply 41February 4, 2022 1:48 AM

Isn’t Tom Brady a cheating piece of shit? Or am I thinking of someone else?

by Anonymousreply 42February 4, 2022 1:49 AM

Does he go to church everywhere?

by Anonymousreply 43February 4, 2022 1:53 AM

Burrow is cute, but I thought the previous Cincy QB Andy Dalton was hotter. But then, I have a thing for gingers.

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by Anonymousreply 44February 4, 2022 2:02 AM

He is quite adorable. Everyone knows the girlfriend is a social media wannabe. If she were that great he would have gotten her to the altar by now. VIDEO of Joe walking like a confident top.

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by Anonymousreply 45February 4, 2022 2:04 AM

R2, I wouldn't describe his body as just "basic."

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by Anonymousreply 46February 4, 2022 2:09 AM

R43 That one's not really catching on, dear. Good effort, though

by Anonymousreply 49February 4, 2022 2:12 AM

Tom Brady has a head like Frankenstein. Joe is way hotter.

by Anonymousreply 51February 4, 2022 2:27 AM

Joe showing off his fabulous true self. Flamboyant and Sassy!!

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by Anonymousreply 52February 4, 2022 2:29 AM

Posted Online = "Joe Burrow having sex with Chase Young"......oh my...Is this a straight thing?

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by Anonymousreply 53February 4, 2022 2:40 AM

Not gay you delusional queens

by Anonymousreply 54February 4, 2022 3:00 AM

I was always partial to Brady Quinn. He wasn't a great QB, but he had a great smile and body.

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by Anonymousreply 55February 4, 2022 4:35 AM

I'm still r7 - laughing at everyone else's dick.

by Anonymousreply 56February 4, 2022 7:36 AM

That's best he can do @ R15? She looks trashy.

by Anonymousreply 58February 4, 2022 11:01 PM

[quote] She looks trashy.

So does he.

by Anonymousreply 59February 4, 2022 11:51 PM

I think it’s well-established those two don’t just look trashy…

by Anonymousreply 60February 5, 2022 12:28 AM

So walking knock kneed is considered swaggy?

by Anonymousreply 61February 5, 2022 12:56 AM

I Olivia the name of every NFL beard?

by Anonymousreply 62February 5, 2022 1:11 AM

R52's picture leads me to predict there will probably be an abused girlfriend or two in the future.

by Anonymousreply 63February 5, 2022 1:19 AM

Swagged out fellows like Joe Burrow don’t hit women.

by Anonymousreply 64February 5, 2022 1:48 AM

Why is the gf considered trashy? Now this is trashy..

by Anonymousreply 65February 5, 2022 3:28 AM

R65 I don't know. She just sort of seems like a gold digger who leeches off him for money and fame.

by Anonymousreply 67February 5, 2022 3:32 AM

Eh, he's cute in a bland kind of way. He almost looks like a stud with no facial hair.

That said, Jimmy G has him beat. I don't have a big frame of reference to say either of them are the best looking of all time.

by Anonymousreply 69February 7, 2022 4:43 AM

I’m sure you’ll all enjoy this tidbit.

He better rein it in a little, he has the potential to cross the line from cool and confidence to very arrogant. I wouldn’t be shocked if the gf gets dumped after this and he starts dating an actress or model. If he was in LA 100% that would happen.

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by Anonymousreply 70February 7, 2022 4:44 AM

I'd hit but he does have white trash fine. Like cute white trash. But white trash. Doubt he's very good in bed. Most likely selfish and rude.

by Anonymousreply 72February 7, 2022 6:00 AM

Cut or uncut? Sizemeat verificatia on this hunky qt?

by Anonymousreply 74February 7, 2022 6:02 AM

R70 Yawn..He looks like the guy who fucks a lot but it's only about him getting off. Call me when women start bragging about his oral skills. Otherwise he sounds like the king of quickies like every other FB player. As for the GF--that isn't marriage material. She ain't ever sealing the deal. They are both using each other. When a hotter chick comes along she is history.

by Anonymousreply 75February 7, 2022 6:23 AM

The girlfriend isn't even cute.

by Anonymousreply 76February 7, 2022 6:26 AM

Jimmy G is cuter but he’s not a great player.

There is something sexy about Burrow. He just seems like he’d be nice to you and a nasty fuck.

by Anonymousreply 77February 7, 2022 6:30 AM

The girlfriend looks like the chick waiting by the phone for Kanye and E Channel to call. Trust me--even SHE knows the clock is ticking on the Joe Clock. If she is smart she would be taking fertility vitamins and poking holes in condoms.

by Anonymousreply 78February 7, 2022 6:31 AM

Burrow is the new “Joe Cool.”

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by Anonymousreply 79February 7, 2022 7:54 PM

I love how high he’s being built. It will make his inevitable fall much more hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 80February 7, 2022 7:57 PM

I kinda like knowing he's horny and slutty

by Anonymousreply 81February 8, 2022 12:42 AM

I love him and want him to cum inside me…..and I’m strictly a top.

by Anonymousreply 82February 8, 2022 12:48 AM

He’s probably fucking that lucky girlfriend right now.

by Anonymousreply 83February 8, 2022 1:30 AM

He better hope he doesn’t get AIDS when he rapes his girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 85February 8, 2022 1:35 AM

I know he's not a quarterback, but Carl Nassib is hotter.

by Anonymousreply 86February 8, 2022 3:58 AM

Ohioan here. Burrow is from the white trashiest part of the state, so I'm guessing he was raised in a trailer on a hilltop.

by Anonymousreply 87February 8, 2022 4:16 AM

I would be tempted to give up the ass to him but if he's as big as they say I couldn't handle a big dick like his.

by Anonymousreply 88February 8, 2022 4:20 AM

Regarding his football skills, he definitely has “it.” He’s done a lot of charitable work for his home town, Athens, Ohio. I’m sure his future is fraught with land mines, but this Sunday, I think it belongs to him.

by Anonymousreply 89February 8, 2022 4:25 AM

If he wins, will he finally let us see the dong? We already saw the beautiful ass.

by Anonymousreply 90February 8, 2022 3:53 PM

R80 Why is it funny when decent people fall?

by Anonymousreply 94February 12, 2022 2:06 PM

[quote] I think he looks like a tool with the victory cigars. Comes off like a wannabe gangster, especially since he's sort of babyfaced.

Looks to me like he enjoys smoking long brown poles.

by Anonymousreply 96February 12, 2022 2:27 PM

What is the plural of forehead?

by Anonymousreply 97February 12, 2022 2:30 PM

For context, Athens Ohio is in the Appalachian part of the state, but it’s a university town, so it’s a bubble. Athens County was only non big city county in Ohio to go Biden in 2020. Ohio University (not Ohio State University in Columbus) is located there which was the first public university in Ohio and founded in 1804 just after statehood. There are about 20k students in Athens, His father was a university coach who moved there, so they weren’t exactly townies.

by Anonymousreply 98February 12, 2022 2:44 PM

[QUOTE] If he wins, will he finally let us see the dong? We already saw the beautiful ass.

Let’s hope he starts “an” Onlyfans.

by Anonymousreply 99February 12, 2022 5:28 PM

[quote] What is the plural of forehead?

James Van Der Beek.

by Anonymousreply 100February 12, 2022 6:02 PM

[quote] He had a pretty cute ass when it was accidentally bared by another player on live TV.

Dear tease, we seem to be missing video proof...

by Anonymousreply 101February 12, 2022 6:09 PM

[quote] Dear tease, we seem to be missing video proof...

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by Anonymousreply 102February 12, 2022 6:10 PM

R101 So easy to find on youtube - if you can post here, you can search there

by Anonymousreply 103February 12, 2022 6:11 PM

He is going to fall flat on his face tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 104February 12, 2022 6:24 PM

He may lose, R104, but I doubt he’ll embarrass himself. He’ll show the same poise and composure under pressure that he’s demonstrated all season.

by Anonymousreply 105February 12, 2022 9:04 PM

Burrows is going to be the Susan Lucci of the NFL..

by Anonymousreply 106February 13, 2022 7:36 AM

Joe Burrow and his parents are Republicans. And Fox Lovers..Here is mom and dad talking to FOX NEWS..They gave no interview to CNN or MSNBC. There is a reason for that. I wouldn't be surprised if they show up at Mar-A-Lago at some point.

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by Anonymousreply 107February 13, 2022 11:32 AM

Wow, a family from Heroinville, Ohio is Republican trash. Quelle surprise.

Go Rams!

by Anonymousreply 108February 13, 2022 11:42 AM

There is absolutely no proof that Joe Dynamite Burrow is a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 109February 13, 2022 12:56 PM

R107, there is nothing in that video that even casually mentions that Joe Burrow is a Rethug. Nothing. His parents are clearly Faux News junkies. But there was nothing to indicate that Joe shares those views.

On the other hand, his tweets are in line with progressive values.

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by Anonymousreply 110February 13, 2022 1:09 PM

Joe is a Republican. Cincinnati is a GOP stronghold. He went there for a reason. His parents are well known Fox Enthusiasts. Sorry if you want to believe he magically became a Democrat overnight. He went to Louisiana State University!. Some of you think he went there to study Liberal Arts?

by Anonymousreply 111February 13, 2022 1:17 PM

Explain what a town "full of hippies and rednecks" is like - are they at each others throats all the time?

Isn't Athens, Ohio a college town?

by Anonymousreply 112February 13, 2022 1:18 PM

[QUOTE] Joe is a Republican. Cincinnati is a GOP stronghold.

R11: Joe Biden won Cincinnati in 2020, you dope. The Democrat always wins Cincinnati. It’s one of the places that keeps Ohio from becoming totally red.

by Anonymousreply 113February 13, 2022 1:25 PM

r94 I appreciate your point about r80's post but I appreciate even more the point r80 is making.

What the media sends into orbit, gravity brings down, and the media is there to record every instance of the descent.

I don't fault Burrow for this positive media hype. I'm enjoying his latter-day, would-be Joe Namath cool.

We'll see today what happens if the Rams defense starts throwing him around like a rag doll. I hope not because I'd like to see the Bengals win.

If the Bengals win in spectacular fashion today, his superstardom will almost be on par with Tiger Woods. Woods is singular because he was superstar in an individual sport.

The we'll truly see how he handles the hype.

by Anonymousreply 114February 13, 2022 1:30 PM

I dunno about quarterbacks but the Rams coach is a very good looking man. What a beaute

by Anonymousreply 115February 13, 2022 1:49 PM

[quote] Joe is a Republican.

Prove it, R111. You’ve made the assertion, now back it up with facts, not conjecture.

by Anonymousreply 116February 13, 2022 1:52 PM

R116 = Oh my. Someone is binge watching Law+Order.

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by Anonymousreply 117February 13, 2022 2:16 PM

Burrow sure looked happy in Trump's company.

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by Anonymousreply 118February 13, 2022 2:25 PM

[quote] He’s got swagger

He looks like a 14 year old boy desperately TRYING to have swagger.

Watching him do so is akin to watching a seven year old walk around in daddy's shoes.

by Anonymousreply 119February 13, 2022 2:27 PM

[QUOTE] Burrow sure looked happy in Trump's company.

He was happy to be at the White House. So what? The White House belongs to America, not Trump or any other president.

by Anonymousreply 120February 13, 2022 3:41 PM

The fact that every single thread becomes about politics and/or what party someone belongs to is really tiresome. Probably one of the reasons why this site seems to be dying.

by Anonymousreply 121February 13, 2022 3:44 PM

The fact that so many shrug when democracy is almost taken away shows how badly this site has been infested by bots and right wingers. Probably the MAIN reason why this site FOR GAY MEN seems to be dying.

by Anonymousreply 122February 13, 2022 4:33 PM

R112 Yes, it is a college town. You have an interesting mixture of students/professors and the locals. To be fair, the surrounding towns (Chauncey, The Plains, Glouster, etc.) are where many of the rednecks come in. But Athens (the city itself) has many hippies.

by Anonymousreply 123February 13, 2022 4:49 PM

R123 Nelsonville (birthplace of Sarah Jessica Parker) has plenty of hillbillies as well.

by Anonymousreply 124February 13, 2022 4:55 PM

When he has tweeted anything political, which has been rare, it’s always right in line with progressive values. So I don’t see how he’s also some kind of MAGA loon.

by Anonymousreply 125February 13, 2022 6:23 PM

Burrow seems like he uses logic and science to arrive at conclusions. Good guy. But whatever. He's a good looking guy. Does he have a nice ass? 🤔 His charity for hunger has raised $1.5 million.

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by Anonymousreply 126February 13, 2022 6:32 PM

Looks like the legend of Burrow is upon us.

by Anonymousreply 127February 14, 2022 1:53 AM

His gf is one homely looking bitch.

by Anonymousreply 128February 14, 2022 2:29 AM

R129 Bitch you jinxed him and he choked. Not joining the legendary Joes, Montana and Namath in double ncaa/nfl championships.

by Anonymousreply 130February 14, 2022 3:02 AM

Well, not joining them yet, R130. He was just drafted in 2020

by Anonymousreply 131February 14, 2022 3:11 AM

All that talk about "Joe Burrow this, Joe Burrow that" and he can't even win a Super Bowl. How embarrassing and pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 132February 14, 2022 3:14 AM

R131 This miracle run by the Bengals won’t happen again, they were underdogs every game basically.

by Anonymousreply 133February 14, 2022 3:16 AM

No. There will be only this one:

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by Anonymousreply 134February 14, 2022 3:19 AM

[quote]Cincinnati is a GOP stronghold. He went there for a reason.

He "went there" because they drafted him.

by Anonymousreply 136February 14, 2022 3:46 AM

Yeah, the Bengals were a shitty team so they got the number one draft pick.

Burrow is a great quarterback and there will be other Super Bowls in his future. However, he needed this loss to he reminded he’s not a god and he needs to show some humility.

by Anonymousreply 137February 14, 2022 4:48 AM

The Bengals lost because Burrow wore this horrible outfit to the game!

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by Anonymousreply 138February 14, 2022 4:58 AM

R138 Only a black guy could get away with that fruity outfit.

by Anonymousreply 139February 14, 2022 5:20 AM

R139 has a point. Black men can often wear the craziest shit and look cool. Burrow looks like a doofus in that outfit.

by Anonymousreply 140February 14, 2022 5:28 AM

Burrows looks more like a Joe Bottom to me. Something about him reminds me of Colton Underwood. Wait and See...

by Anonymousreply 142February 14, 2022 8:18 AM

The outfit is too matchy-matchy. A splash of orange for his team colors would have helped. Burrow is trying to hard but he walks like a bi- bottom.

by Anonymousreply 143February 14, 2022 9:20 AM

I must admit I wanna see that furry pink hole.

by Anonymousreply 144February 14, 2022 9:51 AM

Burrow's Trump-loving parents will go on Fox and ask for Pence to overturn the Super Bowl.

by Anonymousreply 145February 14, 2022 10:32 AM

It’s a shame how these quarterbacks let their shitty family members and girlfriends/wives ruin their reputations. It happened with Tom Brady, and now it’s happening to Patrick Mahomes and Joe Burrow.

by Anonymousreply 146February 14, 2022 12:33 PM

PS: I like Gisele and Tom Brady also contributed to his bad reputation. That accusation wasn’t fair (even though she would occasionally step in hot water by forgetting her husband was on a TEAM).

by Anonymousreply 147February 14, 2022 12:35 PM

[quote] It’s a shame how these quarterbacks let their shitty family members and girlfriends/wives ruin their reputations.

I suppose they could try to tell their WAGs to cool it (though not Gisele, she’s obviously the top in that marriage), but sadly, you can’t pick your parents.

by Anonymousreply 148February 14, 2022 5:03 PM

[quote] she’s obviously the top in that marriage

Tom’s son is obviously the top. Look at the video evidence.

by Anonymousreply 149February 14, 2022 5:15 PM

Burrow on his way back to the Super Bowl

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by Anonymousreply 150January 16, 2023 4:24 AM

Here’s hoping that Joe B and the Bengals go all the way to a Superbowl win this year.

by Anonymousreply 151January 16, 2023 5:15 AM

I just want him to get there.

by Anonymousreply 152January 16, 2023 6:26 AM

Joe was the quarterback on my fantasy football team this year and I won big $$ because of him.

GO JOE!

by Anonymousreply 153January 16, 2023 2:18 PM

Does anyone else see similarity between this guy and DL Fav Sam Heughan?

by Anonymousreply 154January 16, 2023 2:33 PM

Sam would def be a top candidate to play him in the inevitable Burrow biopic.

by Anonymousreply 155January 16, 2023 2:55 PM

If you want gays to be more interested in sportsball, you have to provide links like that found in R50 - a nice wall of photos without math or tedious biography. I don’t care about any stats; wtf am I supposed to do with football numbers? Straight people math.

by Anonymousreply 156January 16, 2023 2:55 PM

Hey fellas.. don't forget about me

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by Anonymousreply 157January 16, 2023 2:59 PM

Maybe he meant R150? For some reason, the thread goes from R149 to R151. I can’t see what’s there.

by Anonymousreply 160January 16, 2023 3:45 PM

I think you have the poster at R150 blocked, R160.

by Anonymousreply 161January 16, 2023 4:03 PM

I think that R156 may be looking for pics/video like this — the time that Joe’s butt popped out when he was playing for LSU.

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by Anonymousreply 162January 16, 2023 5:52 PM

What does DL think of Daniel Jones? (NYG)

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by Anonymousreply 163January 16, 2023 6:10 PM

Big Game Burrow already threw two touchdown passes and the first quarter ain’t over yet!

by Anonymousreply 165January 22, 2023 8:32 PM

Meh is right r164. Now on the other hand, Jalen Hurts is not.

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by Anonymousreply 166January 22, 2023 8:36 PM

Burrow going back to the Super Bowl

by Anonymousreply 167January 22, 2023 11:05 PM

Unfortunate face to head ratio.

by Anonymousreply 169January 30, 2023 12:17 AM

You guys obviously know nothing about this guy. He has made wonderful comments supportive of BLM, abortion rights, and gun control. He definitely did not grow up poor. Oh, Athens Ohio has a large college and is the hometown of artist/ sculptor Maya Lin.

by Anonymousreply 170January 30, 2023 12:43 AM

Burrow looks like someone who got away with multiple sexual assaults in college.

by Anonymousreply 171January 30, 2023 1:44 AM

I wish I was one of his victims.

by Anonymousreply 172January 30, 2023 1:51 AM

He is not a sexist dumb jock, R171.

by Anonymousreply 173January 30, 2023 2:00 AM

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