Snickers Has Officially Responded To Claims It Removed The Dick Vein From The Chocolate Bar

The official Snickers Twitter account was forced to step after a NSFW rumour the company removed the ‘dick vein’ from its choccie bars went batshit viral.

The Snickers account tweeted “Good news, contrary to what’s trending on Twitter… THE VEINS REMAIN!”

Thank GOD. We were all worried SICK wondering if we’d have to live without phallic veins in our chocolate bars. I couldn’t bear the thought. Nature is healing.

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by Anonymousreply 3March 7, 2023 11:05 AM

I refuse to eat Snickers because it has a dick vein!

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by Anonymousreply 1March 7, 2023 9:46 AM

This story gave me the snickers. Is this a reaction about putting a veiny BBC into one’s mouth and swallowing?

by Anonymousreply 2March 7, 2023 10:31 AM

My children were traumatized! They said, "Mommy, mommy- this looks like a black man's thing". I felt dirty and ashamed. It was like we were all raped. We prayed together.

by Anonymousreply 3March 7, 2023 11:05 AM

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